AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona kull anne angle! fangz 2 jean 4 hlpein!

"Bayonetta Bayonetta!" shouted Dipper sadly. "No, please, come back!"

But I was too mad.

"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Dipper and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Dipper!

"Baynoetta I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker angels and lumn saegs fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." Then…. he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .

"OMFG." I said after he was finished. Some fucking angels stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Dipper’s now) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Soos shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Gravity Falls right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.

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We ran happily to Gravity Falls. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Dipper thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Dipper was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,….. Fathser Balder and da Hierarochy of Laguna!

"Wtf Dipper im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them"

"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won’t do that again." Dipper promised. "This time, we’re going with an ESCORT."

"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur an angel or a Jubelius roshipper or what now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"R u becoming an angel or what?" I shootd angrily.

"Bayonetta! I’m not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by GC to me.

I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

B’loody Mary was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Jeanne that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her angel tragets.” (an: JEANNE U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Jeanne will die too.” I said.

"Kawai." B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den ewdin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak."

"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with dipper tonight in Grabaity Fall with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."

B’Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

"No." My head snaped up.

'WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?”

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Vigrid that’s all."

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Dipper or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

"Maybel." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."

"OMFFG MAYBEL?" I asked quietly.

"Yah I saw the map for Gravity Falls on her desk." She told me. "Come on let’s go."

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Gravity Falls. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”

"Da real goffs?" Me and B’Loody Mary asked.

"Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday bubs and edwin tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

"Oh my queen sheeba you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.

"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B’Loody Mary.

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name’s beyonetta cereza CEREZA what’s yours?"

"Tom Balder." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I’ll see you there tonight."

"Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf dipper you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Robbie crashed in on his black bike looking worried. "OMFG BEYONETTA U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE VIGRID NOW!"

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AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a angle den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur an angel or not by ma guid itz on ma gayme. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz jan isn’t rely an angle. Jeanne plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!

Tom Balder gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Rorbid kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Vigrid. “WTF Rorbbie?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Jeanne came. Rorbbie went away angrily.

"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said.

"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Jeanne’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.

"So r u going 2 da concert wif Dipper?" she asked.

"Yah." I said happily.

"I’m gong with Diabolo." she anserred happily. Well anyway Dipper and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Dipper was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B’loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Manly Dan but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Manly Dan converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Wii U now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Dipper’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his uncle Stan gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Dipper and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there….I gapsed.

Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly angelic man wif a nose and white eyes… Every1 ran away but me and Dipper. Dipper and I came. It was….Fattser Balder and da Hieromancy of Laguna!

"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Bayonett, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Dipper!"

"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.

Sudenly an umbran young girl flu in on hr skateboard. She had lung black hair and a looong black bread. She wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. She shotted a spel and Fater Blader ran away. It was…MAABEL!

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AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken angle! fangz 2 jannne 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut an ange. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson mobel swor is koz she trin 2 be mbra so der!

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.

(Da night before Dipper and I rent back to the shock (geddit skull koz im umbra n I like tortur). Mobal chased Fether Baldir away. We flew there on our missiles. Mine was black and the missile-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Dipper had a black MCR missile. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)

Well anyway I went down to the cafe. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.

"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to B’loody Mary and Jeanne. B’loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Jeanne was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Dipper came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.

"Those guys are so fucking hot." Manly Dan was saying as suddenly a gothic young girl with a black prosthetic beard and everything came. She was the same one who had chassed away Father Blador yesterday. She had normal tan skin but she was wearing white foundation and she had died her hare black.

"….MABAL?1!" we all gasped.

"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought she was just wearing that to scare Feather Baldon!"

"Hello everyone." she said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"

Everyone from the lumen sage table in da odder side of da room started to cheer. Well we umbras just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a lumen sage she was!1.

"BTW you can call me Alberta." SHE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our work.

"What a fucking lumen sage!" Dipper shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. "I bet she’s havin a puberty crisis!" Jeanne shouted.

I was so fucking angry.

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All day we sat angerly finking about Mabell. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut work. Dipper was being all secretive.

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).

"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im umbra) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)

"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.

"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.

"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.

"No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted.

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Dipper banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (jeanne that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.

Suddenly Robbie came. He had appearated.

"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?"

Only it wasn’t just Robbie. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Balder or maybe Dipper but it was Mable.

"Hey I need to ask you a question." she said, pulling out her black wanabe-umbra purse. "What are u wearing to the concert?"

"U no who MCR r!" I gasped.

"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." She said. "Anyway Dipper has a surprise for u."

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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Fater Bald had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Dipper so we could do it again.

"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Soos! "R u gonna cum rape me or what." I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Mable had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Stan since he was a spic.

"No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns." he growld angrily.

"Yah, so u can fuk steel mah jub, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally.

"Fuker." He said, gong away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped….Stan and Soos were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Mitch was watching!1

"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Mitch ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking angles. (btw stan is movd 2 wii u now)

"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)

"Only you wouldn’t give them to me!" Soos shouted angrily.

"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.

"You dimwit!." Stan began 2 shoot angrily. And then…I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.

"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"

"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to Maple. So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my durka at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

"WTF where’d Dipper?" I asked him.

"Oh he’s bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t cum." Vampire said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?"

Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his ghostmother had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR555 on it. The one on da back said ‘BENOAYETTA’ on it.

….I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.

Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Helena’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Dipper, cryin in a corner.

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Later we all went in the skull. Dipper was crying in da common room. “Dipper are u okay?” I asked in a gothic voice.

"No I’m not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.

"Its ok Baynoetta." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."

"U mean you’ll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Dipper. Vampire came too.

"Dipper please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)

And then….. we herd sum footsteps! Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Chesire there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Luka come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Chesire.

"No fuck u you angelic little lamen sag sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Chesire. Den he heard Luka meow. "Luk is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. Luke nodded. And then….Vampir frenched me! He did it jus as….. Mr. Chesire was taking of da cloak!1

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Dipper crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da town.

"Dipper!" I cried. "R u okay?"

"I guess though." Dipper weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Dipper and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Princss Bubblgum and da Adventur Tim walked into the shack!1

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AN: stfu! angles stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz mr. chesire itz jan’s folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding jaen u fokieng rok angels suk!1

All day everyone talked about the Adventurn Tiem. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.

Standing in front of me where…. B;loody Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Dipper, Dracula and Jeanne!

I opened my crimson eyes. Jeanne was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Dipper was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B’loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Courtney) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Candy Chiu and Brenda. It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Candy and Brenda’s dads were wiccans. They committed suicide by slitting deir wrists with a razor. They had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became umbra and converted to Stanism.

"OMFG" I yielded as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are u all here?"

"Baynoeatta something is really fucked up." Dipper said.

"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." I shouted angrily.

"It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful." Dipper said in a sexy voice.

"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why your being all erective."

"I will I will." he said.

So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the cafe and looked in from a widow. A fucking angel called Pacifica Northwest from Wii U was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the cafe we could see Mombel. Princess Bubblegum was there shouting at Mabel. Marceline was there too.

"THIS CANNOT BE!" she shouted angrily. "THE SHACK MUST BE CLOSED!"

"THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE EMPLOYEES!" yelled Princess Bubblegum.

"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE HERE ANY LONGER!" yelled Marceline. "YOU ARE TOO YOUNG AND YOUR DOWNS SYNDROME IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR FATHER BALDER WILL KILL YOUR FRIENDS!"

"Very well." Mabel said angrily. "Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the shack. There is only one person who is capable of killing Father Balder and she is in the shack. And her name is…..Bayonet Cereza!."

Dipper, Candy, Brenda, Darkness, Jeanne, Vampire and B’loody Mary looked at each other…I gasped.

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The door opened and Marceline and Princess Bubblegum stomped out angrily. Then Mapel and Marceline sawed us.

"MR. CEREZA WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" Marceline shouted angrily. Mabel blared at her.

"Oops she made a mistake!" she corrupted her. "She means hi everybody cum in!"

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other people. I sat between Darkness and Dipper and opposite B’loody Mary. Candy and Brenda started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. I eight some Franken Berry and drank som syrup from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was…Vampire! He and Dipper were shooting at eachother.

"Vampire, Dipper WTF?" I asked.

"You fucking bustard!" yelled Dipper at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1"

"No I do!" shouted.

"No she doesn’t fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled Dipper.

"No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!" shouted Vampire. And then… he jumped on Dipper! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.

Mabel yelled at them but they didn’t stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with white eyes and a nose flew in on his broomstick. He had a nose and was wearing a white n gold robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Pacifica Northwest that fucking angel started to cry. Vampire and Dipper stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent….Fatter Bald!

"Bayonet…..Baeonayta…." Darth Mauler sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Dipper too!"

"Plz don’t make me kill him plz!" I begged.

"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.

I bust into tears. Dipper and Vampire came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Fat Balder coming to kill Dipper while Dipper slit his wrists in a depressed way.

"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.

"Bayotta Bayenotta aure you alright?" asked Dipper in a worried voice.

"Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up.

"Everyfing’s all right Baeyonetta." said Vampire all sensetive.

"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!"

"Its ok gurl." said B’loody Mary. "Maybe u should ask Multi-Bear about what the visions mean though."

"Ok bich." I said sadly and den we went.