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Well we had Deviation next so I got to ask Multi-Bear about the visions.
"Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Multi-Bear in Japanese. He smelled at me with his gothic black lipstick. He’s da coolest fucking teacher ever. He had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hs mom woz a vampire. He’s also haf Japanese so he speaks it and everyfing. he n b’loody mry get along grate) He’s really young for a teacher. 2day he was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong. I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.
"What is it Bayonetta?" he asked. "Hey I love ur nail polish where’d u get it, Hot Topik?"
"Yeah." I answered. All the angels who didn’t know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. "Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?"
"Ho about now?" he asked.
"OK." I said.
"OK class fucking dismissed every1." Trickster said and he let every1 go. "Except for you Britney." he pointed at Britney and sum other angles. "Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3."
"OK I’m having lotz of visions." I said in a worried voice. I’m so worried is Dipper gong 2 die.
Well he gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.
"What do you c?" he asked.
"I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram."
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Dipper. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.
"Okay you can go now, see ya cunt." said Multi-Bear.
"Bye bitch." I said waving.
I went to Dipper and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Dipper together and I was so exhibited.
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I was so excited. I fellowed Dipper wandering if we where going 2 do it again. We went outside and then we went into Dipper’s black car.
"Bayonetta what the fuck did Multi Bear say." whispered Dipper potting his umbran whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine.
"He said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow." I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to fly the car into a tree. We went to the top of it. Dipper put on some MCR.
"And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me.” sang Gerard’s sexy voice. We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. I took of his black boxers. Then… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.
"OMFG Dipper Dipper!" I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly… I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it a black guy was shooting two umbran men with long black hair.
"No! Please don’t fucking kill us!1" they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car.
"No! Oh my fucking god!11" I shouted in a scared voice.
"Bayonetta what’s wrong?" Dipper asked me as I woke up opening my icy gray eyes.
I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Dipper to call Vampire. He did it with his blak Likin Park mobile. Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where… Stan and Mitch!111
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A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt.
"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily as I started to sob. Dipper hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.
"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. "What fucking dick did that!"
"I don’t know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Mabel."
We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Mabelor was sitting in her office.
"Sire are friends have been shot!" Dipper said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Bayonetta had a vision in a dreem."
Maple started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Bayonetta’s not divisional?”
I glared at Mabel.
"Look motherfucker." he said angrily as Mabel gasped (c is da toot of crakter). "U know very well that I’m not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!"
"Okay." she said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"
I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. “Longdon.” I said. I told her which street. She went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes she came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called her again. She said that they had been found. Dipper, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Dipper to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room. We looked at each other’s umbran, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Mitch and Stan came in on stretchers….and Multi Bear was behind them!1
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Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them. Dipper, Stan, Mitch bond Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.
"Cum on Baynoetta." said Multi Beorn. He was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fuking black platinum boots. "I have to tell you the fucking perdition."
I locked at Stan, Mithed, Dip and Vampire. They nodded.
I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Multi Bear took out some black cards. He started to look into a black crucible ball. He said… “Cereza, I see drak times are near.” He said badly. He peered into da balls. “You see, you must go back in time.” He took out a time-tape like Mabel and Dipper had. “When Father Bald was in Vigrid before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Fax Blader if he was in love?” I shook my head. “U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it.”
"Okay." I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin. I went outside again sadly.
"What fucking happened?" asked Dipper and Vampire.
"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Jeanne and Boldy Mary?
I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Stan and Mitch being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Dipper. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Mabel. A banner was put up. Lotz of fucking angelz were there oviously tring 2 be b wiccan wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him. Even Mr. Chesire looked happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out. Candy and Brenda set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Summerween’s Whizard Wises.
I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Dipper and we sneaked outside 2gether.
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We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath.
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Dipper and Vampire.
"Are you okay?" Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.
"Yah I guess." I said sadly. Dipper also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. "The problem is….I have to seduce my father. Ill have 2 go bak in time"
Dipper started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.
"Itz okay Baybonetta." he said finally. "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?"
"Of coarse not!" I gasped.
"Really?" he asked.
"Sure." I said.
We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.
Then… I took off Dipper’s MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Baynoetta on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.
We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
"I love you Bayoennta. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly….
"WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!"
It was….Soos and Pacifica Northwest!111
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"Oh my queen sheeba!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Soos and Pacifica Northwest started to shoot at us angrily.
"CUM NOW!1!" Preacher Northwestern yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoos garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily.
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Dipper demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Mbael noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to NAMBLA Headquarters. So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the Mystery of Adventur Tim thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Soos laughed meanly.
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Pacifica Nrothwest. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Dipper started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol jason ritter rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in nite wath jeanne sed so ok so fok u!1). Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then….. he and Soop both took out guns using ghost magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
"Waddles!" I shouted. Soos stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Pacifica Northwest did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Stoons I’m going 2 go now." She left. Saos started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.
"It’s ok Baynoetta." said Dipper. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Stan."
Soos laughed again. And then…he took out some whips!1!1111
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"No!11" we screamed sadly. Soo stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly. Then… he came tords Drip!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Dipper and nit a candle.
"What the fuck r u doing!" I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Lumen Sage Sigil on his you-know-wut!11!
He waved his hand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.
"U must stab Vrompire." he said to me. "If u don’t then I’ll rap Dipper!1"
"No you fucking bastrad!1" I yielded.
But den Dipper looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Dipper and Mobel came and the tame where Dipper almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive.
Sioos laughed angrily. He started to prey to Father Bald. He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping Dipper and Vampire. Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my umbra powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Dripper and Vampire so they would destruct Soos.
"Malbeldork will get u!" Dipper shooted.
"Yah just wait ubtil da Adventur Tim find out!11" Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I began summoning da demons.
"You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Snoos yielded. He took off all of Dripo’s clothes. Just as he was about to rape him….
"Telach Vovin!" I shited pointing my hair. Snoos scremed and started running around da room screming as da centipede tried 2 eat him. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Match. I stopped doing crucio.
"You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-" shooted Soos but suddenly Stanoos came.
San put the whip behind his bak. “Oh hello Sten I wuz just teaching them sumthing.” he lied. But suddenly Mictah and Multi Bear came in2 da room and they and Stan unlocked the chains and put dem around Soop. Then Multi Bear said ‘Come on Baynoeatta let’s go.”
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"I always knew u were on Father Balder’s side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111)." Soos said 2 Stan.
"No I’m not I was teaching them somefing!1" Stan clamed.
"Oh fucking yeah?" I took some blak Father-Balder-serum out of my poket and gave it to Stan. He made Soos dirnk it. He did arngrily. Then Mitch took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Stan. Then Multani Bearon and Mitch made us get out wif them while Stan told his secretes. Mitch took Vampure and Dipper to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Mutant Beer took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce my father. Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all over. Wendy, Darkness and Jeanne came too. B’loody Mary gave me a blak bag from Tom BLDER’s store.
"Whatz in da bag?" I asked Mutli Bear.
"U will c." he said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Jeanne had chosen. Jeanne and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.
"You look fucking kawaii, bitch." B’loody Mary said.
"Fangs." I said.
"Ok now you’re going to go back in tim." said Multi Bar. "U will have to do it in a few sessionz." He gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill. Then she gave me a black time-tape. "After an hour use da time taper to go back here." Multi Bear said. Then he and B’loody Mary put a pond in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.
"Good luk!1" Everryone shooted. Darkess and Jane gave me deth’s touch sin. Then….. I jumped sexily in2 da pond while stretching da time tape.
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh Purgatorio. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest umbra guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was…:Mundus!1111
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"Hi." I said flirtily. "Im Bayonetto Cerza da new student." I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
"Da name’s Balder." he said. "But u kan call me Sheeba. Datz ma middle nam"
We shok hands. “Well come on we have 2 go upstairs.” Sheeba said. I followed him. “Hey Sheeba…..do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?” (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) I asked.
"Oh my fuking god, how did u know?" Sheeba gasped. "actually I like gc a lot too."(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that’s ounded really 80s)
"omg me too!" I replied happily.
"guess what they have a concert in Vergant." sheeba whispered.
"vergant?" I asked.
"yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became Virgrid in 2000." he told me all sekrtivly. "and theres a really cool shop called Hot-"
'topic!” I finshed, happy again.
He froned confusedly. “noo its called Hot Ishoo.” He smiled skrtvli again. “then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic.” he moaned.
"ohh." now everything was making sense for me. "so is stan your princepill?" I shouted.
"uh-huh." he looked at his black nails. "im in wii u’"
"OMfG SHME TOO!" I SHRIEDKED.
"u go to this skull?"(geddit cos im umbran) he asked.
"yah that’s why im here im NEW." I SMELLED HAPPili.
Suddenly grunkle stan flew in on his missile and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. “STUPID UMBRA WITCHES!”
sheeba rolled his eyes. “his so mean to us umbra and lumen just becose we’re in wii u and we’re not angles.”
I turned around angrily. “actually I fink mebe its becos ur mi dad.”
"wtf?" he asked angrily.
"oh nuffin." I said sweetly.
then suddenlyn…. the floor opened. “OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly.”
"hey where r u goin?" sheeba asked as I fell.
I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pond in multi bear’s cavern. grunkkkle stan wuz dere. “stan I think I just met u.” I said.
"oh yeah I rememba that." stan said, trying to be all umbran.
bear came in. “hey dis is my cavern wait wtf baynoetta what da hell r u doing?”
:”um.” I looked at him.
"oh yeaH I forgot bout that."
"wth how?" I screamed forgetting he was a teacher for a second. but hes a umbra so its ok.
multi bear looked sad. “um I was drinking father-balder-serum.” he started to cry black tears of depression. ston didn’t know about them.
"hey r u crying tears of blood?" he asked curiously, tuching a tear.
"fuck off!" we both said and stan took his hand away.
multi beorn started crying again in his chair, sobbing limpid tears. “omfg baynoetta…I think im addicted to Father-Balder-Serum.”
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AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don’t lik da story den ur an angle so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 U SUK!1111 fangz janne 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1
"Oh my fuking god!1" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 NAMBLA headquarters, bitch?"
"Hel no!" he said. "Lizzen Baybonetta, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Griffith 4 sum help?"
"Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Dipper was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.
"Hey Sexxy." I said.
"How’d it go Baynoetta?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking.
"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.
"How far did u go wif Sheeba?" Drippe asked jealously.
"Not 2 far, lol." I borked.
"Will you hav to do it with him?" Dipper asked angstily.
"I hop not 2 far!111" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.
"What happened 2 Bubs?" I growled.
"U will see." Dirnp giggled mistressly. He opened a door…Bus nd Edwin werz there!11 Mith waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.
"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Edwin bagged as mith started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Boobs bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey rnt pedoz nd Bbus trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). We took sum of Bob’s blod den Diper and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my umbran blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven’t herd of it den FUK U!111) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Dirp put on ‘desolition liverz’ by MCR. Den….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy.
"Oh Dipper!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Dipper!1111" I screemed passively as he got an eructation.
"I luv u BayBayonneta." he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol
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I wook up in da coffin de next day. Dipper waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end. There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth. I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots. Suddenly…. Match cocked on da door. I hopened it.
"Hi Beyonta." he said. "Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Multi Ber’s cave."
"Ok." I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Dipper or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence. I came anyway.
"So what the fuck happened 2 Boobs and Ewdin?" I asked Mithed flirtily.
"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in Washington DC now, lol."
I laughed evilly.
"Where r Dipper and Vampira?" I muttered.
"Dey are xcused form wrok n skool 2day." Mythraic moaned sexily. "Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas."
We went into da office. Multi Bar was there. He was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Amy Lee wears in this pic
( http/ He wuz drinking some Father-Balder-Serum.
He took out da pond and the time-tape.
"Baynoetta, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited." he said sadly. "Good luck. Fangz!"
And then….I jumped into the pond again. Suddenly I looked around…I was in da Purgatorio eating Franken Berry. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Sheeba. On a table was a tall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese shoes. He looked just like Charlyn Manson. I noticed…he was drinking a portent.
"Whose he!11" I asked.
"Oh, datz Quentin Trembley." Sheeba said. "He’s da persident…..Bayonetta?"
"Yah?" I asked.
"Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Vigrid tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat."
"Yah?"
"Well……want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?"
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AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of angle!11111111 fangz 2 jeanne 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny umbran namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 mitch!1 fangz.
I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Sheeba. Suddenly I gasped…..Dipper wuz there!111
I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.
"Dipper what da fuk r u dong!111111" I gosped.
"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn’t Dipper. It was Stan!1 He stil had two arms.
"Oh hi Stan!1" I sed. "Im Bayonetta the new umbra witch lol we shook handz."
"Yah Sheeba told me abot you." Stan said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Mitch, Vampire’s dad and…Soos! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. "Lizzen I’m in a goth band wif those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up.
"ORLY." I ESKED.
"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Soop plays the boss. And Perry plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring."
"Hey bastards." I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. "But don’t u have a lead singer!" I asked. Stan looked dawn sadly.
"We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists."
"Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1" I gasped.
"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Samaro said.
"Wel…..I said Im in a bnad myself."
"Rilly?" asked Stan. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b umbran!111
"Yeah were called Blody Umbra Rose 555. Do u wanna hr me sing?"
Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) Gurn Day.
"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz." I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.
"Baypobetta? Will u join da band? Plz!1" begged Stan, Samoro, Miatch and Soos.
"Um….ok." I shrugged. "Are we gong to play tonight?"
"Yah." they said.
"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans.
"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.
"I wil help u go frowad in tim Bayoneta." he said siriusly Den….I remembered dat i alredy kan travel thru tim…..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111
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I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Multi Bearn. B’lody Mary, Socrates and Dipper, Vampire and Jeanne were their to.
"OMFG Match I saw u nd Samaro and Stan nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Stoon uzd 2 b goffik!111111"
"Yah I no." Mitch said sadly.
"Oh hey there bitch." Mluti Bar said in an emo voice dirnking some Father-Balder-Serum.
Hi fuker.” I said. “Lizzen, Sheeba asked me out to a ymbran cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I’m playng in a umbran band so I need an ootfit for that too.”
"Oh my queen sheeba!1" (geddit lolz koz shes umbra) gasped B’lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"
"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Summerwen Trikstr.
"I can’t fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Jeanne.
"Yah we need sum portions for Mutli Beo so he wont be adikted 2 Fat-Bald anymore nd also….sum luv potion 4 Baynoetta." Dirpper said resultantly.
"Well we have potions 2 sell now." Jeanna said so let’s go.
We went sexily to da shak. But Stin wasn’t there. Instead there was…Princess Bumblegum!11111
"Hey where the fuck is Malbel!111" Dipper shouted angrily.
"STFU!1" shooted Prince Bubble. "She is in Washington DC now wif Bub and Edwin she is young and week she has kancer. "Now do ur work!111"
My friendz and I talked arngrily.
"Can you BELEVE STan used to be umbar!1" Vampire asked surprisedly.
"DATZ IT!11" PRINCESS BLUBBE SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING MARCELINE!111"
She stomped out angrily.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some syrup mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Robbie in da cupboard.
"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Dipper. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly…"ROBBIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.
I looked around….Rorbie wuz putting sumfing in my glass of syrup!11 Dirp and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.
"God u r such a lumen sag!1" I shooted at Robbie. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da syrup. It was…Amnesia Portion!111
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AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIRD OF NOVEMBE SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd anglez stop flaming sa story!11 jeanne fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11
DIPPER’S PONT OF VIEW LOL
Vampire and I chaind Robbie 2 da floor.
"Oh mi fucking queen sheeba!11" Bayonetta said. She wuz so hot. "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Sheeba foll in love wif me faster!1"
"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Cereza," said Vampire. "Why would u need it?"
"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Bayonetta.
"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly.
"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Pacifica Northwest, a fucking angel.
"Shut the fuk up!1" said Jeanne.
"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Multi Bear’s room."
Dipper, Bayoretta and I went to Mluti Beorn’s room. But Multi Bear wasn’t there. Instead Tom Balder was.
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a umbran blak leather miniskirt that said ‘555’ on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.
"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.
"OK Multi Trkster isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Dipper. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.
"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Multi Bear is away. He is too umbran he is in Whashington DC now. Work shal be directed by Mopel who is bak but she shall not be shak owner 4 now. Sincerely Marceline.
"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"
Suddenly Mable came.
"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" she began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I decided to go bak in tim!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Dipper and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was…Quarentino Trembley’s efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz…..Trent Quarentiono!11
OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.
"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz ssembly." you said finally hoping he couldn’t c da potion in ur pocket.
"Oh ok u can go now." said Trembly Quentin.
You went to the conmen hall after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samaro and Soos were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.
"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Sheeba?"
"Oh he’s cumming." said Mitch. "BTW u can kall me Thanatos now." Suddenly Sheeba came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.
"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Sheeba.
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AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd angluz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur demon or not!1111111
Sheeba and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 555 just lik Dipper’s car. I went in it seduktivly. Stan started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Queen Sheeba), kuttting, musik and being umbran.
"Oh my queen sheeba, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Father Balder agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)
"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice. "….Hey Sheeba do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Father-Bald-seruem?"
"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink zombie blod."
Suddenly my dad parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Sheeba and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Sheeba and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.
While Sheeba was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Sheeba’s umbran blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Sheeba turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.
"OMG!111" Sheeba said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Baynoetta gess what?"
I new that the amnesia had worked.
"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."
"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.
"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was an angel.
"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her lollipop syrup.
"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the angels in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Sheeba and I loked so cute 2gether. Sheeba and I started to walk outside.
"Zomg how did u do that?" my father asked in a turned-on voice.
"I’m an umbra witch." I said as we went into the car.
"Siriusly?" he gasped.
"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer. Sheeba started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.
"Itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c da rest of the movie, don’t u fink?"
"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Sheeba parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Dipper and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.
"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Sheeba. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.
"I wood like to peasant…..XBlakXTearX!11" he said. I ran onstage. Mitch, Samaro, Stan and Thanatos were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.
"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. Sheeba got an eructation. "I’M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Mitch started playing da song wrong by mistak.
"OMFG!1" yielded Perry. "Wut the fuck?"
"Woops im sory!" said Mitch.
"You fuking ashhole!1" Perry shouted angrily.
"U guys are such angelz!11" Stan said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"
"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Mitch.
"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro.
"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.
"OMFG no!11" shouted Mitch but it wuz 2 late Perry tried 2 shoot off his arm.
And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11
"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.
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AN: stfu angeluz git a lif!111111 U SUCK!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until lik november so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da anglz hu flamed FOK U!1 MCR RULEZ 555!111
I woke up in da Norse’s offace on a special umbran coffin. Robbie wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vampir and Dipper had bet him up. Mr. Chesire was cleaning the room.
"Oh mi queen sheeba wut happened!" I screamed. Suddenly Father Balder came. He loked less mean then usual.
"Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11" I yielded.
"Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11" he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.
"Balder? OMFG what’s wrong!111" I asked.
Sudenly…. Mitch, Multi Bear and Stan came! B’lody Mary and Vampire were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. FAFER BALDER DISAPAERD.
"OMFG Baynoetta ur alive!111" Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and B’lody Mary.
"What the fuk happened?" I asked dem. "Oh my queen sheeba!11 Am I lik dead now?" I gosped.
"Bayonetta u were almost shot!11" said Stan. "But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time."
"But fangz anyway!1" said Mitch holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!
"OMG I cant beleve Vampirz’ uncle shot u!1" I gasped.
"Well 2 be honest Soos wuz pozzesd by Soos bak den." said Perry.
"Yah he wuz a spy." Stan said sadly. "He wuz really a Hierarchy of Laguna."
"And he wuz such a fuking lumen sage 2!11" said Mitch. "He didn’t even realy no hu GC were until I told him." Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. I was opening a blak box wif red 555s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on it when I gasped. Mr. Chesire looked up angrily coz he h8ed umbra withez.
"Hey haz aneone fuking seen Dipper?" I asked umbrally.
"No Dipper told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax." said Summerween Bear. "He duzzn’t know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1"
I got up suicidally. Stan, Mitah and Multi Bear left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik gurl on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital’s wings wif B’lody Mary, Jeanne and Vampire.
"OMFG letz celebrate!11" gasped Jeanne.
"We can go c Hose of Wax wif Dipper!1" giggled Vampire.
"Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 555!11" said Wendy. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den…..I gasped… Dipper wuz there doing it wif Stan!1111111111111111111111111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 555 on da front and baggy jeanz.
"U fucking angel!11" we all yielded angrily.
"Yah u betrayed us!111" shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun.
"No u don’t understand!1" screamed Dipper sadly as he took his thingie out of Stan’s.
"No shit u fuking suk u angelic bastard!111" said Jeanne trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.
"Bayonetta no!11111" screamed Dipper but it wuz 2 l8 I had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.
(Stay tuned for the fun part)
dafuq did i just read